Kickass websites, SEO & automations for small businesses — so you can focus on what you do best.
Boots-on-roofs, hands-in-crawlspaces, up-before-dawn trades. If your work leaves a mark, you're our people.
We'll build for the little old lady whose cookies should be illegal, and for the bigwig attorney with his face on a bench out on the back nine. Same grit, same firepower, same rule: if you run a real business in a real town, you deserve a site that fights for you. Just make sure the coffee's hot.
It's 7am. Somebody's water heater died overnight. She types "plumber near me" and calls the first name she sees. It wasn't you. It's never you. It's the guy with the ugly website who started taking SEO seriously three years ago.
Nobody scrolls there. Not your customers, not their neighbors, not the property manager with twelve buildings.
He shows up first, so he gets the call, the job, the review — and the next ranking boost. The rich get richer. That's the whole game.
Site, rankings, follow-up — one crew, one mission: when your town needs what you do, your name comes up first.
Rankings are territory and your competitors are squatting on yours. We take it back keyword by keyword — a slow-motion King of the Hill, and we don’t get tired.
Static sites that load before your thumb leaves the glass. 100/100 speed scores, nothing to hack, nothing to break. Google notices. So do customers.
When your office needs to drive the site themselves. Built clean, locked down, backed up — no plugin graveyard, no white screen of death.
Showstoppers. Jaw-droppers. Customers walk your showroom, venue, or gym from their couch — and show up already sold. Your competitor has six blurry photos from 2019.
Missed-call text-back. Review chasing. Estimate follow-ups. The boring stuff that makes money, done by robots at 2am.
An AI that answers on the first ring, books the job, and never calls in sick. Your competitors’ voicemail is our favorite employee.
Here's the dirty secret: we build websites with AI, not instead of taste. We describe the site the way you'd describe it over a tailgate — then AI writes the code while we crack the whip. What used to take an agency three months and a kidney now takes us days.
You get a site nobody else in your town has: custom animations, custom everything, shipped fast AF and tuned until it converts. No templates. No "theme with your logo slapped on." A one-of-one, built at machine speed with a human holding the leash.
We could walk you through the webhooks, the APIs, the CRM integrations, the flowcharts that look like a subway map. We find that stuff genuinely exciting. We've been told we're somewhere on the spectrum about it. Great news: that works entirely in your favor.
Here's the translation: the stuff you're sick of doing every day — we make it do itself. You go swing hammers. The robots handle the paperwork.
FIRE YOUR PAPERWORKShe'll tell the 2am caller everything they need to hear — calm, warm, on your side. And while she's at it, she books your calendar straight while you sleep through your alarm. Again.
AI doesn't have to be scary. It's a bull in a china shop — a thousand pounds of muscle, zero manners. You just need the guy holding the red cape. We're that guy. The bull works for you now.
SEO is a land war fought one keyword at a time — a slow-motion King of the Hill. Every month we push you up, somebody else slides down. We're fine with that.
And no — we don't know what a mood board is. We couldn't tell you which color palette makes you "feel a certain way," and frankly we don't give a f*ck. You tell us what you want, the colors, the vibe. We kill it.
FULL SENDNo ticket queue. No "your call is important to us." You text, the guy who built your site texts back — probably from a job site, definitely before your agency guy finishes his oat milk latte.
Every build ships with its Google speed report. 100/100. Laminate it. Slam it on the bar at poker night. Watch your competitor pretend he knows what it means.
Month-to-month, no handcuffs. If we stop earning it, cut us loose — and everything we built rides with you. We’d rather be scared than lazy.
We know what a water heater call is worth, which month roofing dies, and why you hate the word "synergy." Nobody here has ever said "circle back" out loud.
Fifteen minutes. No script, no pitch deck. We pull up your rankings live and show you exactly who’s eating your lunch.
Site, SEO, automations — live in weeks, not quarters. You approve everything from your phone.
Your phone rings. You do the work. We keep feeding the machine and send you a report that takes 90 seconds to read.
God, no. Agencies have account managers, retainers, and a "discovery phase." We have a phone number, a month-to-month handshake, and work that starts this week. We’re the anti-agency — it says so on the tin.
Our Astro builds routinely score 100/100 on Google PageSpeed and paint in under a second on a phone in a parking lot. We send you the report so you can wave it at people.
Honest answer: months, not days. Anyone promising #1 in two weeks is lying to you. We show you movement every month — keywords, calls, map views — so you can watch the hill get taken.
No. Month-to-month. If we stop earning it, fire us. The work we ship — your site, your content, your rankings — stays yours.
If your office edits the site weekly, WordPress. If you want a lead machine that loads instantly and never gets hacked, Astro. On the call we’ll tell you which — in about ninety seconds.
It answers your phone on the first ring — nights, weekends, while you’re under a house. It books the job into your calendar and texts you the details. Callers think it’s a very polite dispatcher.
One call. Fifteen minutes. We'll tell you exactly where you stand on Google and what it takes to flip it — whether you hire us or not.